Don haka sai ya sanya ta a sandarsa, ba abin da ya faru. Ire-iren abubuwan al'ajabi suna faruwa a Sabuwar Shekarar Hauwa'u kuma tana son halin yanzu kuma - cikakken cum butt yana da kyau! Har ma ta lasa bayanta - a matsayin alamar godiya. Tabbas, uba yana ba 'yarsa mafi kyawun waffles!
Na san yadda abin yake idan jakin nigger ya mamaye bulo mai farin ciki. Yana da ban dariya don kallo lokacin da ɗigon ƙugiya mai baƙar fata ya shiga a hankali cikin farin jakin dusar ƙanƙara. Babban harbi! Yadda mace ke jin daɗin jima'i na tsuliya, hassada kawai. Lanƙwasa kusan a cikin ƙwallon kuma yana jin daɗin babban zakara a dubura! Ina tsammanin kowane namiji zai so ya sami irin wannan abokin tarayya don jima'i na tsuliya.
To, kuma, ba wanda ya yi amfani da zari ajar tsuliya! Don haka sai zakara ya shiga ba tare da wani shiri ko man shafawa ba! Kuma gabaɗaya matar ta kasance cikin annashuwa sosai, a karon farko da ta zo da ɗaki, sannan na rasa ƙidaya...